- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

hahahahaha thats not funny

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

a fish swimming in the water swims

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