- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

whats good about poland... fukk all

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

A man sat on a chair

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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