Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

canada

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Black Friday

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

BIG PENIS

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

jwe

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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