- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

A women in the kitchen.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

girls basketball

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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