Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Donald Trump.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

one day i went to bed

Women's rights

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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