- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A ginger was with his friends

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How old are you? 20

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

you know whats funny... nothing.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.