What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Dylan is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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