- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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