A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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