- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

women's rights

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

penis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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