what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A whale's vagina

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Anti Joke

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