Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A whale's vagina

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Womens rights

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

men's rights.

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