rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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a man is running away

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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