- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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