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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope