- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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