- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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