- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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