- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheese stick

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Sarah Palin

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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