- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Spell: “This word”

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

which one is easiest

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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