I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

WHAT????

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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