- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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