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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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