- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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