What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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i dont like chris

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Autism speaks but not really

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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