wanna hear a joke? no.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Davey Peterson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Okay, one second.

what do u call a apple a apple

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

civil rights

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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