A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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