Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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