- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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