Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

thumb_up thumb_down +1

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Rigo your a stupid ass

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops