Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

squirrels with massive bonerss

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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