What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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