- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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