Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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