why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Women's rights

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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