Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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