whos the bitch now!?! you are.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

whats up fuch you bitch

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Gay Rights

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

wanna hear a joke? no.

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