what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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