- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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