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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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