- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Justin's hair

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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