How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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lipstick pig

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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bees knees

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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