- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Women's rights.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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