- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??