A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

which one is easiest

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Vagina.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Knock Knock Not Yet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

alston wang

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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