Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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oooh look a banshee

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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