- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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