- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

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