why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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