- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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