What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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