Knock knock Come in

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops