Whats long and black? The unemployment line

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

Vicky is my best friend.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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