What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Your biggest fan.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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The government

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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