Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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