What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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