On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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