- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

My parents died!

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