What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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