How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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who ever is reading this....

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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My penis is big... not.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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