what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Autism speaks but not really

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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