- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Your mom.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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