Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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