A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

This is not a joke or is it

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

you lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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