Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

... Chan chan

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

jwe

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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