Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

... Chan chan

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

jwe

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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