Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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