Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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book 'em danno

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Hi

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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