Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Gay Rights

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Davey Peterson.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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