A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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