- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Whats 2+1? 2.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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