Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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