how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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0 + 0 = 0

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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