What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Hillary Clinton

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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