- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

There's a god, just kidding.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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