Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

PENIS

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Politics

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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