- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PENIS

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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