Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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