- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A seal walks into a club.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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