gay people

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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my shift key is broken1

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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