A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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This is not a joke or is it

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