How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

a man is running away

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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