What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

what do u call a black person by his name

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

A women in the kitchen.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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