Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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How come grilled cheese?

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Anti Joke

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